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apf 42 open :)

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New Alien Sector Open – Unicorn forces have opened up Sector 42 for all security cleared citizens to enter. Those wishing to enter should visit the Unicorn representative at the sector gate.
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dialogue with the unicorn at the entrance of sector 42
Unicorn Access Supervisor: Greetings civilian.
Adcore: I would like authorization to enter sector 42 please.
Unicorn Access Supervisor: Please show me your Decrypted Kyr'Ozch Data Core.
Adcore: I don't have one.
Unicorn Access Supervisor: Really.
The Unicorn Sentry sighs to himself and you get the feeling he's had to explain this thousands of times.
Unicorn Access Supervisor:
I can't let you in then.
he continues as if reading from a well rehearsed script
Unicorn Access Supervisor:
To obtain access, and to prove you are not just some pointless cannon fodder we will need to rescue later, you need to bring me three Data Cores or the three Encrypted Keys...one from each of the other alien sectors.
Bring me those...and I'll give you access. But not under any circumstances before.

Do you have the Data Cores or Encrypted Keys from the other three sectors?
Adcore: Of course I do.
Unicorn Access Supervisor: Give them here then.
Unicorn Access Supervisor: Perfect.and might I also say well done.
Here is your Decrypted Kyr'Ozch Data Core. Just show me this any time you want to enter the sector.

A few things you need to know.
the Unicorn Sentry begins listing off rules in a crisp military tone..
Unicorn Access Supervisor:

Rule one...Don't bug me.

Rule two..if the Stock Supervisor from this sector is on break by the Unicorn Gatekeeper it means that this sector has just been bombed flat by the aliens again. Generally he doesn't like to go back for at least an hours after he reclaims...can't say I blame him.He gets nuked into the stone age at least three times a shift. Death might not be permanent..but it still hurts. At any rate if he is there then generally there isn't much going on down there anyways, and you might want to wait awhile.

Rule three...don't bug me.

Rule four..If I just gave you access to the sector don't bug me about it again for at least five hours...because you won't get access again before then. The access nano lasts 20 minutes. If you get yourself killed before then you don't need to bug me...just use your Data Core on the elevator mechanism to get in.

Rule five..do NOT bug me.

Rule six...the sector retrieval system will automatically grid you to this outpost after ninety minutes. If you haven't taken out the enemy installations by then we believe you never will.

Rule seven...I have a big gun and I will enjoy using it on you if you bug me.

Would you like to enter the sector now?
after that dialogue you are presented with three choices

Yes
No
and Goodbye
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Post by Chrisax »

I guess we know what AP is going to raid in the next days....
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Post by Doom_Eater »

Chrisax wrote:I guess we know what AP is going to raid in the next days....
errr... no :?
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