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Yeah kinda of a "Jay Leno" type of thing where you could post a headline or pic of something in the paper that could seem kind of funny

I got 1 that made me think for a second as it was quite funny

What i saw as the link

Plane hits cow, lands safely

Can some one say "Flying Cows"?
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1010wins.com - has the best "can't make this stuff up" section.

Santa gets parking ticket while delivering toys

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Dec 17, 6:15 AM EST
NEW YORK (AP) -- Santa Claus has added a New York City traffic agent to his naughty list after she gave him a ticket while delivering gifts to children.

Chip Cafiero says he'll fight the $115 ticket he received in Brooklyn on Black Friday when he was dressed as Santa.

The 60-year-old retired schoolteacher was riding a horse-drawn carriage and handing out toys and candy canes. An SUV carrying the toys and protecting the horse from traffic was double parked next to him.

Santa says he yelled "Ho! Ho! Ho!" to get the traffic agent's attention because the SUV wasn't blocking traffic. But in his words, "This grinch just went ahead and fined me."

Local politician Martin Golden calls the parking ticket "ridiculous."

Police won't comment on it.
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Fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job

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SAN ANTONIO (AP) -- A San Antonio fast-food restaurant cashier laughed at a robbery suspect and told him to get a job if he wanted money during a failed holdup on Tuesday evening.

Police said the suspect approached the worker and demanded money, but the cashier laughed and apparently didn't realize the man was trying to hold up the place.

The suspect then allegedly pulled out a box cutter and demanded the cashier's wallet. The employee complied, but had no money in his billfold.

The suspect fled, but was caught by police who responded to the robbery call.

San Antonio police said the suspect is expected to be charged with aggravated robbery.

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Yeah that santa one is great! I was reading that a little while ago.. He was a retired man and i guess there was a SUV that acted as a shield for the horses that was pulling Santa's sleigh and it was supposedly double parked...

That meter maid is a grinch i tell ya :)
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Best line ever!

This is from a New York Post headline in April 15th of 1983 LINK HERE

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar!!!

Wen i found this I almost laughed my head off! #-o
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LOLz im laughing my head off now too... NO PUN INTENDED (yeah right hehe)
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Drunk women hit by drunk driver
January 18th, 2009 @ 9:17pm
(KSL News) Two drunk women were struck by a drunk driver overnight.

Police say the women, who had been drinking, were crossing at 5600 West and 4000 South. One car stopped for the women, but a second didn't and hit them.

Both women are in critical condition. Police arrested the driver for DUI.

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who is jay leno?
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need i say more?

And yes it is a quasi spin off of Jay Leno's Headlines!
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Got a fresh new one for all to see :)

Cow bolts slaughterhouse, milks freedom

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New head line for ya!

Oh and Necro ftw!

Government drug adviser David Nutt sacked
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