Ceokittymeow wrote:
I wish there was a way I could circumnavigate the globe while not wearing any pants!
Granted! it's called the mile high club. Now get to thinking of originals please.
I wish people drank guiness on OTHER days than St. Patricks... sheesh, guinness is gud!
First off, Walk into the airport w/o pants then it would be original!
GRANTED!!! the UN's proposal for a world wide Beer Tax kicks in for all beers from Lager, down to Pilsner and so on and so forth, to help the world economic crisis! Due to the extreme amount of tax placed on the beers, all that is left that is affordable is Stout Beer (aka Guinness). Due to this, bootleg'ing runs ramped and the UN decides to place a world wide prohibition ban on all countries!!! Good job on screwing up for the rest of us nooba!!!
Granted! you now have a cookie and it's made you so fat you can't get up and noir go afk, you are now stuck in forums forever and type so much your keyboard has failed leaving with only a mouse and a random rebooting machine requires you to log in with user name and password.
I wish I could trade ADHD for something else!
Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it. Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Yeah. I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Granted! You get a small pink piglet who licks your nose and sqeals occasionally. ADHD turned out to be better, since you used to think more and move more, burning more calories. The wee piglet grows up to be a fat oinker. You join him in being fat and oinking. ADHD was better, but you only learn that in retrospect. At least the wee piglet was fun for a while.
I wish for a wee oinker.
" I Don't Like That Man. I Must Get To Know Him Better." -Abraham Lincoln
GRANTED! But since i have noe idea what it is, and googeling it didn't really help, you ended with getting a insanly irritating hancock instead. It wakes you up at 5 am every friggen morning, and leaves its droppings all over the house. The last few weeks it has also started to act very agressivly towards your mailman, so now you dont get any mail either. This lead to you not getting your internet bill, and therefore you couln't pay it, and now your net is down. Bummer...
I wish I could speak Italian!
Forcenum - 220/25/63 Enfo - Retired
Anumirath - 200/25/54 Meta - One man Army
Saidin - 205/19/55 Keeper - DD in the making
Frontforce - 150/13/30 Soldier - Sector 10 bountyhunter
noobas wrote:I wish my coffee cup was self cleaning!
GRANTED!!! You coffee mug gets a free upgrade and now comes with a sweaty fat guy who licks your coffee cup clean for you after every cup o' joe!
I wish that Gregor Mendel could come back to life to cross pollinate apples and oranges so that i can enjoy an apple flavored orange and an orange flavored apple!
Granted: But then you try to eat an apple tasting orange and an orange tasting apple at the same time creating a speace time paradox enveloping us all great job kitty now we all have to paly AO in the cold dark space >;/
Jimson wrote:I wish there were more chips in a bag of chips
GRANTED!!! You now have more chips per bag of potato chips (crisps fr you non-American folk) but due tot he economic slump we are in, the extra chips that were added were bottom of the barrel rejects that can't even qualify as Potato Stix!!! AND... The price went up a good 74 cents! Thanks Jim... 74 cents poorer!
I wish that hot pockets made cold pockets for those summer days!
Jimson wrote:Granted buy now they coast 3 dollers more and when u put it on you turn to ice! >:O
Wearing food up there Jim? I see how you Canadians roll...
Jimson wrote:I wish i could jump over 2000000000 feet and land it with style
GRANTED!!! You have the TV spotlight and Guinness World Record Team there to watch you take off on your historical record breaking jump. You jump you take off... BUT you did not count for gravitational rotation and that the earth is actually a sphere and while you jump is going forward, you are gaining height, so much that you catch outer atmosphere and you now orbit our mother earth as a half icy/half crispy beacon of hope... and a few good laughs! TAKE THAT DAVID BLAIN!!!
I wish that i could walk 500 miles then i could walk 500 more!
