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Granted, but then you would be Forrest Gump!

I wish I could subsist entirely on light & water, like plants!
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butrkup wrote:I wish I could subsist entirely on light & water, like plants!
Oh Butr... Welcome to the Chaos that is a Forum game! Now to corrupt your wish!

GRANTED!!! You start to be less reliant on food and start to soak in the rays of the sun and drink plenty, and i mean plenty of water! You start to produce chlorophyll and you begin to turn green. The US government see you as a threat and take you to the secret labs where you begin to grow into a plant, ultimately ending up looking like a Lunaspell... like this...

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I wish to Necro this thread!
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Ceokittymeow wrote:I wish to Necro this thread!
I wish I was trendy and I knew what Necro ment #-o

Kitty did you steal that coined phrase from Sarah Palin? "Sarah Palin’s invented word ‘refudiate’ sparks off a ‘Shakespalin’ trend on Twitter" :frag:
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(Necro means to bump a thread that has died out over a period of time)

Your wish is granted! You learn what necro means and became so trendy that using the toilet is faux-pas!

I wish for a pizza!
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Wish granted!: but the pizza is maid out of toe nails


I wish for a proper computer to play AO on and not this laptop D:
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Ceokittymeow wrote:(Necro means to bump a thread that has died out over a period of time)

Your wish is granted! You learn what necro means and became so trendy that using the toilet is faux-pas!

I wish for a pizza!
Your wish is granted!

A pizza arrives at your front door. $12 dollars please.

I wish that men's urinals didn't smell so rotten.
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noobas wrote: I wish that men's urinals didn't smell so rotten.
Granted, urinals now smell sweet and rosie. The goverments worldwide came out with a medication they gave to all men to change the odor of their waste. The side affect was that men smelled sweet and rosie similiar to many perfumes which led to to women world wide leaving their men accusing them of being with other women. This led to the womens celibicy act, which with time ended the human race due to lack of reproduction. Thanks Noobas =D>

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Polythemis wrote:
I wish I did not need to sleep.
GRANTED! You now never need to sleep, instead you'll spend all your time eating to sustain your bodies increased metabolics.

I wish fer GMs that can fix any bug without flaw.

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Axirillon wrote: I wish fer GMs that can fix any bug without flaw.
Granted! There is now a group of GMs that can fix any bug. However they aren't AO GMs, they're WoW. Due to the increased playability thanks to the lack of bugs, the entire MMORPG community on the Internet flocks to WoW, leaving every other game empty. Thanks to the loss of subscriptions and advertising all other games close and their companies go bankrupt.
By 2015 the entire world is playing WoW, and all RL disputes and economic decisions are settled in-game. Due to the success of the Chinese gold-farmers, China becomes the strongest world power and launches a military strike against America and NATO (both IRL, with nuclear missiles, and ing-ame, with the largest zerg force ever seen). Western forces launch their own missiles, leading to a nuclear holocaust and the end of the human race. Thanks to WoW.
(Let's face it, we knew it was bound to have SOMETHING to do with our destruction.)

I wish I couldn't get alcohol poisoning.

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I wish I couldn't get alcohol poisoning.

Granted, after continuing nights of overendulging you met Ohmyimabigen who was the mother the future chines leader who farmed the most gold thru wow and destroyed us all.

I wish my kids like AO more than WOW.
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Polythemis wrote:I wish my kids like AO more than WOW.
Granted! Your kids finally decide its time to play with the Old Man and begin their climb up the cliffs known as AO. Soon after they become almost prodigy like ingame, inflating there egos that you leave due to the epeen fest you created. Soon you find serenity in another MMO called World of Warcraft! :o

Oh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish!
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your wish comes truee! but then the fish eats you

i wish my last post didnt get skipped D:
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Jimson wrote:your wish comes truee! but then the fish eats you

i wish my last post didnt get skipped D:
Jimson wrote:Wish granted!: but the pizza is maid out of toe nails


I wish for a proper computer to play AO on and not this laptop D:
Granted, your last wish has been "NECRO'd" #-o (?) ....You now have the proper computer to play AO on. The computer is so fast AO is always in fast motion and at warp speed, the rest of the world is in hard core lag and can't sink with you.


I wish I had an amry of toons like SUPER
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I wish I had an amry of toons like SUPER

GRANTED!! You now have an army of alts, but they are so cost intensive that you spend all your time farming creds and still getting nowhere to near ungimping them.

I wish fer a coin
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