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Corrupt a wish!

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Well one thing is for sure, the little forum games this forum has not! So i want to bring one or two over from my old forum that were a ton of laughs!

The game is called Corrupt a Wish!

The rules are simple and clear:
  1. All forum rules apply for posting on AP's forums
  2. No Corrupting your own wish
  3. Please quote the wish you are corrupting
  4. If you forget to post a wish, you will be skipped, and the corrupter can re-corrupt the last wish posted
  5. Please try to be as creative as you can
  6. HAVE FUN!!!
An example of Wish and Corruption:

Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!

Next post:
Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
Corrupter: GRANTED! You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldn't use it again for a year.

Lets the Carnage begin!!!
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I wish for a cheeseburger
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Wishster : I wish i had a squad of ninja's that could gank anyone i chose, they would be called "Grind42's Squad of Ninja Gnakers".
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Ceokittymeow wrote:I wish for a cheeseburger
Fine. Joo can have a cheeseburger, but it'll make you fart all day!

I wish I had more sleep!
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Grind42 wrote:Wishster : I wish i had a squad of ninja's that could gank anyone i chose, they would be called "Grind42's Squad of Ninja Gnakers".
granted! but one day god is dyslexic and renames them: Ninja Squad of Grind42 Gnakers! Then they hunt you!

Iay ishway Iay ouldcay eakspay igpay atinlay!
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Grind42 wrote:Wishster : I wish i had a squad of ninja's that could gank anyone i chose, they would be called "Grind42's Squad of Ninja Gnakers".
same posters posting ftl! I get to corrupt two!

GRANTED! You get you ninja assassins, but due to immigrant labor laws you are fined $100,000 and put in jail for harboring said immigrants!
noobas wrote:I wish I had more sleep!
GRANTED! You get more sleep but to your dismay you stay asleep till you are kissed by a by a Blue Footed Booby!

I wish I had Bill Gates's money!
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noobas wrote:
Iay ishway Iay ouldcay eakspay igpay atinlay!
GRANTED!!! You are able to speak Pig Latin, but you now it is the only language you can speak now!

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Ceokittymeow wrote:I wish I had Bill Gates's money!
Granted: you have Bill gate's money, on your head. It crushes your brains, and squish brain smell comes out your ears. Your ears don't like you anymore, and stop listening to all your yummy gossip. Now youre bored!

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noobas wrote:I wish I was a cat
GRANTED!!! But now that your a cat, you have been taken into a home. Due to your misbehavior and spraying the homeowners furniture, they brought you to the vet and now your neutered! HA! No manhood for youz!

I wish for pie!
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I wish I could post and be granted any wish I wanted in this thread without anyone corrupting said wish in any form.
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Granted! But now everyone calls you killjoy.
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Kosstoss wrote:Granted! But now everyone calls you killjoy.
Nothing new :)
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Ceokittymeow wrote:I wish for pie!

You get baby toe pie. It turned out yucky.

I wish that all girls had slightly bigger booobies.
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Hyde wrote:I wish I could post and be granted any wish I wanted in this thread without anyone corrupting said wish in any form.
Granted! A formless amoeba eats you, he read your mind while you rode around on your bicycle. It was a fleeting wish, but he got you anyway. Since an amoeba is "without form" he evaded your killjoy logic. Joo been eatn.

I wish I wasn't so smart!
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I wish I wasn't so smart!

Granted! You are in AP


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