Funny Quotes

teredoc · Post by **teredoc** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:02 pm

[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Toecrat: lo mop, sorry you died :-/
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: i died
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: ?
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: /me loks at myself
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Toecrat: on engi
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: oh that, im used to dieing
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: That is what i excell at in this game
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: i can chain die to pande garden with a level 1
[G.o.A] Westap: [Athen Paladins] Mophro: beat that

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:27 pm

[Team] Dersol: Welcome to the Temple of Three Winds. Your twink for this adventure will be Squad Commander Dersol. Please identify each emergency exit currently highlighted and plan a path for the event of an emergency. Please keep all parts of the body inside the team at all times, and observe the 'No Ninjaing' sign that has been lit. Please enjoy your adventure with Guardians of Athens, a subsiduary of Athen Paladins.

Post by **Chrisax** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:44 am

[Athen Paladins] Female: You won a new PvP title! ^^
(...)
[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: what title female?
[Athen Paladins] Female: Rookie "Female"
[Athen Paladins] Jexyll: I like my title ... its ... "Remains of"

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:14 pm

Derkiet: If everyone was like you Chris, where would all the ugly people be?
Chrisax: on Mars
Derkiet: Aren't us men supposed to be from Mars?
Chrisax: and women from venus... well, send the ugly ones to Saturn then, after all it needs to be a big planet

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:17 pm

Bbyron is a trox with green hair and test likes to pick on him because hes from the Exploit Team and the Bughunters

look at this quote

[Social] Ididntinhale: my grandma said if i smoke reefer my hair would turn green
[Social] Ididntinhale: but Bbyron!
[Social] Ididntinhale: your hair is green

Fili8 · Post by **Fili8** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:04 pm

[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: Nano Crystal (Pronouncement of Greatness) 3.25m
[Clan shopping 1-50] Nanocrim: you can buy that at advy terminal
[Clan shopping 1-50] Roxania: thets shop buyable ...
[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: point being?
[Clan shopping 1-50] Roxania: luper you will never sell it rofl
[Clan shopping 1-50] Roxania: it cost like 20k at advy nano shop
[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: you're only making it harder on yourself
[Clan shopping 1-50] Roxania: i smell a retarded person
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: I smell a deal!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: I'll buy it!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: hey!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: we had a deal!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: accept!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: you stole my 3.25 million!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Gimpedmp: and I didn't get the nano!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: anyone who has 1 mil to spend on this is either truely great, or should not have 1 mil
[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: WHO IS THE GREATEST?!?!?!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: Nano Crystal (Pronouncement of Greatness) 4.5M
[Clan shopping 1-50] Luperdon: Nano Crystal (Pronouncement of Greatness) 5M
(and still growing it seems)

tell me, which one of these dumbs is sillyer o.O

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:13 pm

[Social] Neverin: This weapon is sexy, I just need to find some black clothes to fit with it

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:10 pm

Blecka1: don't smoke while kiting

Post by **Chrisax** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:14 pm

[Team] Toecrat: had a nightmare that I was in apf, bided, won and then slipped on soap and died

toewiggler · Post by **toewiggler** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:07 pm

heard at vangs

Adoni: obey me dangit, I'm your queen

(note, Adoni being a male in a King outfit while saying this)

Grind42 · Post by **Grind42** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:22 am

[Athen Paladins] Kyttn: !logon [Athen Paladins] Doctorhyde: Mud is Sirs, Navian is Hexy, Chrisax is confused, Ultrader is egotistical and Mrfreeman is disillusioned. My plan is working perfectly.

lmfao when i read that

Alphacenta · Post by **Alphacenta** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:22 am

Lmao!

[Athen Paladins] Dersol: Can you imagine Chrisax's wife? "I don't care what org you're a president of, take that damn helmet off in the bed!"

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

The Best Logon EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toewiggler · Post by **toewiggler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:11 am

Do you want to join Fixichong's team? [Fixichong]: baton pls

yeah rrrrright

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:36 pm

Alphacenta wrote:Lmao!

[Athen Paladins] Dersol: Can you imagine Chrisax's wife? "I don't care what org you're a president of, take that damn helmet off in the bed!"

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD The Best Logon EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my.... I feel with Chris's wife lol

hmmm cant imagine how you could get sleep with an SO8 helmet on :/ doesnt that thing give you something in the neck while sleeping?

cutiecub · Post by **cutiecub** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:50 am

Maybe it buffs his stats in the bedroom

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So maybe she wants him to keep it on.

Oh you brave warrior free me out of this life etc etc bla bla and then Chris rescues her from euh Hezak in his underwear and his helm :lol: