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Mrfreeman
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lol wth

Post by Mrfreeman »

this is a vicinity convo i had with a clan fixer while teamed with sludgeu in WA clan basic. I may be missing a line or so but i think i actually got it all. It made me got WTH are you smoking o0

Fixguardx: humma ?
Humma: yes?
Fixguardx: can i test my weapon on u ?
Humma: no sorry
Fixguardx: with flag or duel
Humma: dual logged atm
Fixguardx: when u me 50 % kill give i you 203mill
Fixguardx: plz i will attack towers
Fixguardx: and need a test
Fixguardx: attack
Fixguardx: plz
Fixguardx: u can win 203mill
Humma: no sorry
Fixguardx: the tower admin can ban u all tower killes need a test
Fixguardx: test or ban
Fixguardx: i need test
Humma: lol you can ban in a mmorpg? rofl
Fixguardx: test or ban
Fixguardx: attack me i dont kill u
Humma: pay 1/2 first then
Fixguardx: i gank not
Fixguardx: no kill me 25 % and u win the 203 mill
Fixguardx: kill me 25 %
Humma: pfft no wth are you smoking
Fixguardx: ok ban
Fixguardx: ./admin tower
Fixguardx: you has a problem you have 10 sec he said
Fixguardx: 10
Fixguardx: 9
Fixguardx: 8
Fixguardx: 7
Fixguardx: 6
Humma: lol you cant ban for someone not pvping
Fixguardx: 5
Fixguardx: i am not
Fixguardx: the admin
Fixguardx: i need a tower test
Fixguardx: dont pvp
Fixguardx: i dont kill u
Fixguardx: 5
Fixguardx: 4
Humma: i dont pvp period
Fixguardx: 3
Humma: find some one else
Fixguardx: i defender you in 15 mmin
Fixguardx: 3
Fixguardx: 2
Fixguardx: 1 ?
Fixguardx: i mean it
Fixguardx: last chance
Fixguardx: let me test
Humma: bite me
Fixguardx: and i defender u
Fixguardx: 4
Fixguardx: 3
Fixguardx: 2
Fixguardx: 1
Fixguardx: u get a ban in 5 min
Humma: ok noob

To [Fixguardx]: aw what? no admin ban? i was looking forward to it :/
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Post by Alphacenta »

rofl

send him over to me next time i'll "test some weapons" on his sorry gimped ass :)
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Post by Sillanto »

lol got to love idiots :)

Alpha i suggest you camp him on your doc :D
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Post by tommytanker »

ROFL
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Post by Hyde »

/tell clanwar !ban mrfreeman sorry but Fixguardx told me to
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Post by Mrfreeman »

lol as if he knew my main :P
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Post by Ceokittymeow »

is it me, or have some people gone plum stupid since my return?

i was in Borg just 2 days ago with Hiddenkitty, Army was there on Army jade, my fr00b agent friend Weslock, another omni agent, a clan enfo and a omni MA holding the center in Mort... Panther wielding Clan enfo comes in and asks for team, i said we were full atm and sorry... So he leaves... Not even 3 min later, he shows back up and as soon as two borg pop in the cneter and the enfo mongos, the guy rushes in flagged and begins his alpha on the enfo... and as much as i hate to do this since he was a clanner, he was taking down another clanner and i wasn't gonna take it w/o retaliation... So me and the other two agewnts w/o missing a beat AS him Trifecta style and he drops... Tells sent asking wth was he thinking killing a fellow clanner... Silence...

Now here is the funny part and where it proves my point about stupid people playing as of late...

He shows back up! Team is flagged for about 5 min more... We continue killing borg as usual and we keep and eye on him... He is just wait be one of the buildings... So i give him a heads up!

Hiddenkitty shouts: THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN AND YOU UP FOR THE DOUBLE WAMMY BOUNUS ROUND!!!

Silence from him again until we see a 220 fixer giving him OS buffs... We were caught off guard but this time we were ready... So i tell the team to keep sharp and if he does it again he will be sorry

Silence from him, but the 220 fixer laughs... Well as much GSF/HnQ/short HoT( forgot the name ) and the such he had... Just a min left on the count down for the flag he runs in the middle mongo and flags, head for Army who was semi afk (watching the TV the bum :P ) and takes her down since she was half way unbuffed and took all of it before i could shout at her to look at the comp. So the trifecta all hide and AS (i know you dont need to hide in PvP but killing all the borg makes you cycle H and O blind and asleep) he goes down with the MA after land a quick hit or two...

He comes back about 10 min later and asks if there was an opening in the team... /ignore was team wide :P

So to my conclusion... Never go in alone against 2 payed agents with ql 200 SPS and my 198 PS ( i know i am broke, but it still gets the job done liek the 200 w/o the mass amount of creds to buy) and a fr00b agent i helped build (weslock) with a ql 200 caterwaul let alone a full team... And please dont go ganking fellow clanners and then ask to team after you tried the first time and embarrast yourself by getting a 220 fixer to buff you for nothing!

Stupid people...
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