There is like 25+ pages of quotes & I read them all (bored at work) thought I would share the more impressive ones. Maybe I got a little carried away!!!!
[Neu. Newbie OOC] Gogringogo: OMFG, I have made 7 diff charaters and evertime I start playing with it my shuttle goes down!! WTF!! what am I doing wrong?
[Team] Ragunn: But don't worry. As long as Patchi's alive, we're almost okay.
Team member Patchi went link dead.
Patchi left your team.
[Team] Ragunn: Uh oh.
"GM Santaki: If you are worried about being banned you should email support and explain that you are not involved in any exploiting. "
[OT shopping 1-50] *****crat: Plz, help borat equip sniper rifle to crush potassium farmer rebellion for glory of omni-tek/kazakhstan!'
lvl157 orgmate got invited to team by a lvl63
Fistsofnano: dude look at my level
Fistsofnano: lol you would get no xp because they would all run from me
Enfornicator: sorry
Enfornicator: you look gimpy, my mistake
[Erixxxt]: any cheap yalms
To [Erixxxxt]: yalms are nodrop.... i can sell you a Ring of ARK
[Erixxxxt]: what is it
To [Erixxxt]: adds 40 to your level
[Erixxxt]: how much
To [Erixxxxt]: its a complicated thing
To [Erixxxxt]: wha prof are you
[Erixxxxt]: soldier
[Erixnxxt]: any perrenium blasters
To [Erixxxxt]: well when i give it to you it turns to nodrop unique.... you then must seek out an agent to cast mochams on you and have an enforcer hack it for you
To [Erixxxxt]: then you have to get a crat to go to the crat shop and get you an ID 10 T form..
To [Erixxxxt]: but ill will sell it to you for 500k creds
Lol LOL lawl............ raotflmaowpimp!!!!!! Scammer LOL
[random]: can i have some creds pls
To [random]: you'll get 2k if you type /terminate
[random]: someone killed me, i didnt get creds
To [random]: come here and you'll get it
Handing him the well earned 2k...
[random]: hi, i did it again
And so he earned 20k before I got bored myself. <--- Brilliant
[Gyrina]: what's a noob?
enough said
Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate1: Lol nobody can control me!
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate2: All I did was threaten him a lil bit ^^
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate3: LOL
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate4: Rofl
[Keepers of Mortality] GuildMate1: *checks to see if his girlfriend is near* yep nobody can control me
Team/ Player1: He can't come raid, he says he has a headache and needs sleep.
Team/ Player2: Tell him AI ain't sex.
[Team] Teammate: Who pulled that extra mob?
[Team] Me: The dead guy
"dead MA: "Why didn't you heal me too?"
other MA: "Heal you? Wasn't even critical, was it?"
dead MA: "Nah not critical, that's y i'm in pande garden!"
other MA: "Oh, but i had aggro in the end..."
dead MA: "Yea, coz i was fu***** DEAD!
[Random158MA]: RRFE please
*Executing Program Superior First Aid, Nano program executed successfully*
[Random158MA]: No dood RRFE
*Executing Program Complete Healing, Nano program executed successfully*
[Random158MA]: R you a n00b or just def?
It will live with me until the day I pass into the digitalised graveyard.
"Tab + q... Attacking Rookie Alienhunter...."
"Entering Old Athen..."
[Ainet]xyz: wtf happened? this fu** isn't taking my money, already spent 5M!!!
[Ainet]Ivorice: oooops, just need some sleep, i shot the monkey and all he accepts now is bananas... srryyyyyyyy
I was invited into a raid and while at the city, buffing, I ask:
[Me] which direction are the aliens coming?
Silence from the raid organiser, whose org city we were using.
[Teammate] hang on, let me find a translator
[OT OOC] *******: what dmg type do legos do ?
[OT OOC] *******: Plastic
[Neu. Newbie OOC] Re*****nk: anyone 7-11 wanna join team in jobe training... im kiting hecks
[Team] Spolax: guys gotta go afk/brb 5mins.. coke on keuboard
[Team] Spolax: fuyCK!
[Team] Bantram: lol
[Team] Viva: okey dokey spolax
[Team] Octopuss: lol
[Team] Bantram: whenever i spill stuff on keybaords it stops working
[Team] Bantram: except last time
[Team] Octopuss: lol
[Team] Viva: lol
[Team] Bantram: i spilled sulphuric acid on the keyboard
[Team] Octopuss: rofl?
[Team] Viva: wtf you have that stuff arounjd keyboards for?
[Team] Bantram: alll it did was make the tips of my fingers hurt when i typed "OMG BRB CLEANING KEYBOARD"
[Team] Octopuss: LOL
[Team] Octopuss: ROFL
[Team] Healflamer: ol
[Team] Healflamer: lol
[Team] Healflamer: lol
[Team] Viva: not good
Cutyouin2: take off all your gay and il fight u
Cutyouin2: he's wearing gay
Necromancy: No idea what you meant but
Necromancy: ./toggle gay: off
At Adonis hecklers, looking for a team with my alt.
I notice a group of 6 players already, so I make my way towards them.
Deadleet: Hey, can I join when a spot becomes available?
Other player: full, sry.
Deadleet: Thank you captain obvious.
Maybe it's not that funny, but at least read the entire question before answering.
"[Neu. Newbie OOC] Some-flaming-newb: shut up i can spell fine im very well edumcate"
[XXX]: hey can you spare some credz plz?
To [XXX]: Yeah sure come here
[XXX]: THANKS!
(I put 99999999 in the credits slot-thing)
To [XXX]: Oh **** brb phone
(I head to bed)
The next day
[XXX]: I WAITED FOUR ****ING HOURS!
Him - can i gt wrangelr plz
Me - Say please PROPERLY and sure.
Him - pls?
Me - Say please PROPERLY and sure.
Him - plz?
Me - Say please PROPERLY and sure.
Him - how u say plz properly?
Me - *blinks twice* You're kidding me, right?
Him - no how u say pls proper?
[Frosticles]: Look tell ur team to f***ing stop it
[Frosticles]: i will get all my toons here right now and u know i will
[Frosticles]: i got 7 on each account and i got 2 accounts so i bring 14 tooons and od you
SO RUDE!!!
Chihirosen: May I please have CI, UbahClanMP?
UbahClanMP: Sorry, I don't have SL.
Chihirosen: oh...
Executing Nano Program: Composite Nano Expertise (1 hour).
Nano program excecuted sucessfully.
UbahClanMP tries to hide, but fails.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: !calc 1121+271-190+(32*0.5/4)+131
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bot: 1337
[Sevrun2210]: hi
[Sevrun2210]: i dont want fight
[Sevrun2210]: can i join your org
To [Sevrun2210]: No, you are not worthy.
[Sevrun2210]: plis
To [Sevrun2210]: I dont think you want to get me annoyed.
[Sevrun2210]: no
[Sevrun2210]: i can do anithing for join your org
To [Sevrun2210]: Proove your self worthy then
[Sevrun2210]: what you want i do
[Sevrun2210]: i can do anithing
To [Sevrun2210]: Take out these guards.
[Sevrun2210]: if you want
Remains of Sevrun2210
[Quetzalcoatl] Mez****: You hit Slinking Spirit for 244 points of projectile damage. No ammo was found for Water balloon!
[XXXXX]: where do you find mil's at?
To [XXXXX]: ?
[XXXXX]: 85 mil? is that an item or you mean millions?
"[Team] Nnnano: <-- typing in the dark lol
[Team] Naiix: turn on the lights ^^
[Team] Nnnano: 5am
[Team] Glitterdust: that's ok I play with my monitor off"
OK OK I got to the end 32pages of SPAMMMM http://forums.anarchy-online.com/showth ... p?t=445883
Funny quotes from AO forums...
Funny quotes from AO forums...
If its not broken, Your not trying hard enough!!
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Damage Clan
General of Athen Paladins
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Damage Clan
General of Athen Paladins
Re: Funny quotes from AO forums...
Thanks for the laughs Grind
Mophro - man of few words - word!
Pass the salt please.
Pass the salt please.
Re: Funny quotes from AO forums...
OMG, this was really hillarious
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Re: Funny quotes from AO forums...
Too much! Oh how i miss the old N00b Island[Neu. Newbie OOC] Gogringogo: OMFG, I have made 7 diff charaters and evertime I start playing with it my shuttle goes down!! WTF!! what am I doing wrong?
need to try that one out someday[random]: can i have some creds pls
To [random]: you'll get 2k if you type /terminate
[random]: someone killed me, i didnt get creds
To [random]: come here and you'll get it
Handing him the well earned 2k...
[random]: hi, i did it again
And so he earned 20k before I got bored myself. <--- Brilliant
Doc with a DShark perhaps? Has happened to me with quite a few people while playing my agent[Random158MA]: RRFE please
*Executing Program Superior First Aid, Nano program executed successfully*
[Random158MA]: No dood RRFE
*Executing Program Complete Healing, Nano program executed successfully*
[Random158MA]: R you a n00b or just def?
It will live with me until the day I pass into the digitalised graveyard.
That had me laughing for a good min.[OT OOC] *******: what dmg type do legos do ?
[OT OOC] *******: Plastic
I have had one of those moments... Ask for next invite and have them say the teams full... Though i wish I could of thought of the witty comebackAt Adonis hecklers, looking for a team with my alt.
I notice a group of 6 players already, so I make my way towards them.
Deadleet: Hey, can I join when a spot becomes available?
Other player: full, sry.
Deadleet: Thank you captain obvious.
Maybe it's not that funny, but at least read the entire question before answering.
OMG I hate plz/pls/pl0x with a passion! i always ask them to buy some vowels before i can buff themHim - can i gt wrangelr plz
Me - Say please PROPERLY and sure.
Him - pls?
Me - Say please PROPERLY and sure.
Him - plz?
Me - Say please PROPERLY and sure.
Him - how u say plz properly?
Me - *blinks twice* You're kidding me, right?
Him - no how u say pls proper?
Great job on finding the good ones grind
Politically Correct is like Tyranny with manners!