pickup lines

[Mortus]

Walk up to a female at a bar, dip your fingers in your drink & splash her lightly.

Then say "now that your wet can we skip the foreplay" or "we should get u out of those wet clothes"


Sry Noobs who know nothing about boobs should not read this 8)

I used the latter one when me and my gf got back to my apartement after having been out walking and it started raining.

"Can I buy you a drink" is bad imo, don't spend money on drinks for people, they will just be polite since you're giving them stuff. She can buy you a drink instead

[Sillanto]

Lol Mort. Well as long as it gets you talking its good. If its getting you slapped alot then its probably time to find something else to say.