At work this woman comes in with a laptop & needs a memory upgrade.... I get the job done in record time....
Woman : So how you doing today
Me : Well TBH im a little tired
Woman : I bet you not that tired to do something.
Me : Something like?
Woman : A home cooked meal made by me & then some hot raunchy love making
Me : um (I was taken aback & a little confused)
Woman : You want to come for dinner?
I wont continue from there cause the bells started ringing. She wasn't about twice my age but it was close. I'm thinking what do i have to offer?
I got no car, no money, a crappy job & yes im not atrox irl so i have appendages
Anyway im thinking she wants to get me to her house to fix her kids, husbands & her puters lol I would probably get fed & not much more.
Anyway i might be busy this w-end
Hope u enjoyed my story
Desperate womans pickup line BEST EVA
Desperate womans pickup line BEST EVA
If its not broken, Your not trying hard enough!!
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Damage Clan
General of Athen Paladins
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Re: Desperate womans pickup line BEST EVA
Lol i forgot she asked me afterwards that if i was too tired we could skip dinner & move right along to desert....
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If its not broken, Your not trying hard enough!!
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Damage Clan
General of Athen Paladins
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Damage Clan
General of Athen Paladins
Re: Desperate womans pickup line BEST EVA
O come on Grind its 2 hours since i red that and i am still laughing ..... spare me....!!!
Re: Desperate womans pickup line BEST EVA
Haha, gotto respect the courage to ask someone that
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When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.