In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
The Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
The Credit Crunch Has Hit Japan
The Credit Crunch Has Hit Japan
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Re: The Credit Crunch Has Hit Japan
Woo Hoo, thats impressive good puns all round^^
Barclays has gone back to mining for resources!!!! <--- I made that up, but seriously they took a loan^^
Barclays has gone back to mining for resources!!!! <--- I made that up, but seriously they took a loan^^
If its not broken, Your not trying hard enough!!
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General of Athen Paladins
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