Army early retirement bonus

[caveman]

The Army found they had too many officers and NCOs and decided to
offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer
who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch
measured in a straight line between any two points of his body. The
officer to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the
top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet
and walked out with a bonus of £72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his up stretched hands to his toes. He
walked out with £96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Sergeant Major who, when asked where
he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my todger to my
testicles.' It was suggested by the woman from the MOD that he might
want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the
previous two officers had received. But the old Sergeant Major
insisted and MOD, ever careful with the Public Purse, decided to go
along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical
officer. The MO arrived and instructed the Sarnt Major to 'drop 'em',
which he did.

The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Sgt
Major's todger and began to work back. 'Dear Lord!' he suddenly
exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'






















The Sergeant Major replied, ' Basra '.

[Chrisax]

Cavey, am I missing something? Why do you post in black characters in your last two posts?

[caveman]

i'm feeling down just now.....playing froob toons is so depressing..i just wish i can play my 3 full accounts again