Corrupt a wish!

[Ceokittymeow]

Damn

I wish i didn't fail at making a wish

[noobas]

Granted! you didn't PHAIL! cuz you said I wish, and thus said it is a statement, and since there is not a question mark but an exclamation mark or a period at the end of the statement, you have wished a wish in a statement therby making your wish a real wish! WOOHOO!

I wish I didn't have to fix my door at my house :/

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I didn't have to fix my door at my house :/

GRANTED!!! But now when you get hoem you find stinky bums eating your food and sleeping on your couch. Also your booze is missing and that make you so mad that you leave and try to slam the broken door, only breaking it more and waking up the now angry mob of bums... I guggest you run... FAST!!!

I wish that I could import Movies straight to my brain for my viewing pleasure

[Kosstoss]

GRANTED!

However due to the rare file type needed for compatibility with your brain the only movies you can watch contain either Pee Wee Herman or Barney the Dinosaur.

I wish i wasnt so easily offended.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish i wasnt so easily offended.

GRANTED!!! You now cannot be offended by people and only get compliments on everything you do! Only problem is that now your so sick of everyone complimenting you that your now offended by not being offended, so your wish is for not and the vicious cycle begins anew!

I wish that had an Oscar Myer wiener!

[noobas]

Granted!

Your' oscar meyer weiner is bitten though, and now you only have haf!

I wish a wish that only I can wish.

[Grind42]

I wish a wish that only I can wish.

Grandted! Its plagiarized & someone else takes all the glory.

I wish I had a swimming pool filled with beer & hawt woman. Less of the latter, more Heineken.

[noobas]

Granted! I come over and gawk at your hawt women. you get angry and start stomping around, but beer that splashed over the edge of the pool got hawt and sticky in the sun. Joo'r feet are stuck to the concrete, you can't get your beer, and I got all your hawt ladies.

I wish I had a hottub full of howt women and beers icing in a cooler next to the tub. And a magician to do tricks for us.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I had a hottub full of howt women and beers icing in a cooler next to the tub. And a magician to do tricks for us.

GRANTED!!! You get your hot tub, it is filled with beer, though it is bottom of the barrel beer, the you get stout women, instead of howt women due to the power that be doesn't have a spell check (USE SPELL CHECK NAB!) and I am your magician... Watch me magic trick here!

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Stay tuned for my next trick which is here!

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I wish for a ton of Bologna to fall on my enemies house!

[Grind42]

I wish for a ton of Bologna to fall on my enemies house!

Granted : Your enemies house is destroyed by Bologna (whatever that is), they are really pissed & have contacts in the government who evict you from your house so that your enemy can move in. You land up living on the streets eating out of dustbins Its not pretty.

I wish i could come up with some funny wishes.

[Ceokittymeow]

Ok First off Grind... This is Bologna!!!
I hope that your corruption is even more funnier now that you know!

Now to the corruption!

I wish i could come up with some funny wishes.

GRANTED!!! You come up with some many funny wished that you cannot decide on what to use, which just ends up you posting crappy wishes instead...

I wish I could eat coal and poop out diamonds!

[Mrfreeman]

I wish I could eat coal and poop out diamonds!

granted. however it required a massive ammount of constipation (gotta have the pressure somehow ) giving you a hernia, and both your arms and both your legs are amputated, and there is noone around for miles and the diamonds are encased in your poo. How do you get it out? ;P

I wish I wasnt at work :/

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I wasnt at work :/

GRANTED!!! You close your eye for one minute and then you open then, your in a room, your hands tied behind you and you have a ball gag in your mouth... A guy walks in the room wearing a rubber apron... Can you guess where this is going?

I wish that American vehicles were built like the good ole days!

[Hyde]

I wish that American vehicles were built like the good ole days!

Granted. 2 years later the floorboards on your car have rusted out and you have to push it along like you're in the Flintstones.

I wish my boss didn't expect me to travel every damned week.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish that American vehicles were built like the good ole days!

Granted. 2 years later the floorboards on your car have rusted out and you have to push it along like you're in the Flintstones.

ROFL Hyde! That sounds like my old K-5 Blazer i owned when i was younger! Could watch what I ran over from the hole where the passenger seat was!

I wish my boss didn't expect me to travel every damned week.

GRANTED!!! Due to the economic depression we are currently facing, you boss has decided to cut you from travel time and now has insisted on figuring out how to save money. You have been promoted to not only your current title but now Janitorial Technician to save the company money!!! Scrub a dub dub that porcelain throne!

I wish that i had a nickle for every time that happened!!!