Funny Quotes

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:14 pm

There are a lot of stupid and/or funny things that people say in the game, so let's have a topic where we can store some of those gems and chuckle at them long after they've disappeared from people's logons.

Derkiet: Thank god the real world doesn't work like AO. Otherwise if I wanted to buy a new soundcard I'd have to travel to China, kill a Panda, skin it, travel to germany and have it tanned in some ancient method now lost to all but one person and make a hat out of it, then return to Electronic's Boutique for my $40 sound card.

Mophro · Post by **Mophro** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:21 pm

[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: The guy is a grey NPC. I could judo chop him and take all his crap, but nooooo....gotto go through sixty million quests for him to show me what he's got.
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: It's almost like he's my girlfriend or something.

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:03 pm

[Social] Enno: We have 3 kinds of people in this world! people that are able to count and people who can't count!

Minethaw · Post by **Minethaw** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:05 am

[Athen Paladins] Ninyah: i logged on, thinking i was in pen garden i zoned to inf and ran to pande. turns out i was in pande to begin with
[Athen Paladins] Ninyah: i suck:D
[Athen Paladins] Retina: lol
[Athen Paladins] Jexyll: hahah
[Athen Paladins] Hexy: rofl omg thanks ninyah i needed to laugh
[Athen Paladins] Jexyll: I wish I could say I don't know what you mean ... I've done that at least twice myself

Hope you don't mind me sharing with the org... I thought it was sorta funny

I've done similar things ingame myself. The worst is that sinking feeling when I realize what I've done... like dot-ing myself three times in a row. Ugh.

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:23 am

[Athen Paladins] Dersol: Uh sure, I mention cyber and I get a tell from Grind instantly. ;P
[Athen Paladins] Grind42: lols just making sure u not underage^^

[Athen Paladins] Valkyrieval: OOH! just what I want -- my ass to look fat in alien armor!

cutiecub · Post by **cutiecub** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:28 am

Tried to get docnono at ao, but he was at TOTW so ver long run on low slow doc. Sho i had the great idea when not run to there with fixer with triple te speed and then warp in grid and voila.
So running with komofix to doc, get teamed with doc, putted hots one cause i rather used the fast meep. Smiled because my mart idea would take place hit the meep cast button AND darn alone in grid and still at totw.

Used the self only meep not the team one :lol:

I also love my selfsnare abiitys, - 750 run buff

, at this allways hapens when you have a train at you

.

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:49 pm

[Athen Paladins] Lordkosh: toe moved derk to bottom of stairs
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: I am a lamp!
[Athen Paladins] Toewiggler: Can I turn you on then?
[Athen Paladins] Toewiggler: *g*
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: You already do, baby...you already do.
[Athen Paladins] Toewiggler: *scared*
[Athen Paladins] Docichick: woot i hear cybor se..
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: Don't bring the Derkiet unless you know what you're doing.

Alphacenta · Post by **Alphacenta** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:21 pm

cutiecub wrote:Tried to get docnono at ao, but he was at TOTW so ver long run on low slow doc. Sho i had the great idea when not run to there with fixer with triple te speed and then warp in grid and voila.
So running with komofix to doc, get teamed with doc, putted hots one cause i rather used the fast meep. Smiled because my mart idea would take place hit the meep cast button AND darn alone in grid and still at totw. Used the self only meep not the team one
I also love my selfsnare abiitys, - 750 run buff , at this allways hapens when you have a train at you .

I always root myself if I tank adonis hecks and need to run my lil' legs off. The problem is, I have the top agent root now, and it lands about always on me, is instacast, lasts FIVE minutes, and is almost unbreakable

The team, unaware of my n00bness, usually heads along, aggroes the next heck, and gets almost killed. Then I CH the almost-dead-guy, so the heck comes to spank me, but I can't run away because of the root.. Then death

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:34 pm

[Athen Paladins] Hexy: i looked up to read org chat and i must have missed something because this scares me "Firemorph: so who suked who, cause Im lost"

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:05 pm

Alphacenta wrote:I always root myself if I tank adonis hecks and need to run my lil' legs off. The problem is, I have the top agent root now, and it lands about always on me, is instacast, lasts FIVE minutes, and is almost unbreakable

The team, unaware of my n00bness, usually heads along, aggroes the next heck, and gets almost killed. Then I CH the almost-dead-guy, so the heck comes to spank me, but I can't run away because of the root.. Then death

please root urself in PvP against me

that means I only need to CS and AS :>

Sillanto · Post by **Sillanto** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:55 pm

[Athen Paladins] Theklutzik: well now with this new puter i dont have any lag and i have all effects maxed (dont ask what components has in coz i dunno :p )

[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: you just got a BIG hamster mami; don't believe all those stories about CPU and RAM... The hamster is the secret

Derkiet · Post by **Derkiet** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:16 pm

[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: we are a magnet
[Athen Paladins] Jexyll: its cause NM MPs are teh sexah
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: You're just too sexy, Chris.
[Athen Paladins] Mudpuddle: it's because of all the trox hotness
[Athen Paladins] Hermesia: na, it's because of the so called "So8 helmet pictures" of chrisax floating around
[Athen Paladins] Hermesia: wearing *only* the helmet
[Athen Paladins] Hermesia: or so I've heard
[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: o.O
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: I have some of him without the helmet.
[Athen Paladins] Hermesia: ooh, nasty
[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: some memebrs got strange fantasies
[Athen Paladins] Jexyll: "is that the Codpiece of the Servants of Eight, or are you just happy to see me?"
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: I'll sell 'em. 50 Mil a snap!
[Athen Paladins] Derkiet: lol Hyde.
[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: Wlecome on my KoS list Drhyde

)))
[Athen Paladins] Jexyll: I thought I'd been there awhile?
[Athen Paladins] Chrisax: true true

Alphacenta · Post by **Alphacenta** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:47 pm

[Athen Paladins] Docichick: !logon Longstick: Was walking along one of the busiest streets downtown, talking to a buddy of mine. His GF had her BDay soon, so we were kicking gift ideas back and forth. Eventually, I say "Get her a dildo, all girls need one". At this point, a woman and her little daughter walked past me. The girl heard my last line, so she turns to her mom and goes "I want a dildooooooooo". And you gotta understand that it's a seriously busy street, and the girl's screaming out loud.

(That logon is removed now btw

)

Doom_Eater · Post by **Doom_Eater** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:59 pm

omg... I imagine being that mom

would be very nasty

rampage · Post by **rampage** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:29 am

Alphacenta wrote:
I always root myself if I tank adonis hecks and need to run my lil' legs off. The problem is, I have the top agent root now, and it lands about always on me, is instacast, lasts FIVE minutes, and is almost unbreakable

The team, unaware of my n00bness, usually heads along, aggroes the next heck, and gets almost killed. Then I CH the almost-dead-guy, so the heck comes to spank me, but I can't run away because of the root.. Then death

When I first started pvp'ing with my agent.. I did that a lot lol....

Also think I healed the enemy more then myself... good times 8)

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