Corrupt a wish!

[Ceokittymeow]

POGS!!! <- that should give you a brief overview of what pogs are

I wish I could sneeze marbles.

GRANTED!!! You are a international sensation! You are brought to the UN to perform your "gift" in front of the world leaders, only that you excessively sneeze too many marble that you can't count them, making said World Leaders fall on the rears and take offense to you laughing back at them...

You are now an international criminal tried in almost ever UN country!!!

I wish that snozberries tastes like snozberries!!!

[Mrfreeman]

I wish that snozberries tastes like snozberries!!!

Granted! but the police car you are in is hijacked by some hippy looking guy that just shot 2 highway patrol men, and decapitated a dummy. Donuts!!

I wish I had a metal cup, and that ppl use blanks

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I had a metal cup, and that ppl use blanks

GRANTED!!!

Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
[fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]
Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherf***er, Mac.
Mac: Thanks, Chief!

I wish that Ronald McDonald and the Burger King would get into a fist fight!

[noobas]

I wish that Ronald McDonald and the Burger King would get into a fist fight!

Granted! they do, and theres busted burger spew and red hairs in every burger and fries from now till the year 2010. ew.

I wish I had a delorian that went 88 miles per hour.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I had a delorian that went 88 miles per hour.

Granted!!! But when you reach 88 miles per hour, you saw some serious sh*t!!! You are slingshot'ed back in time but only a week ago, where you run into yourself, accidentally killing your past self, creating a time paradox, which you are now stuck in for the end of time!


I wish that i could live forever!!!

[noobas]

[/quote Ceokittymeow]I wish that i could live forever!!![/quote]

Granted! Are you sure?


I wish wooly sweaters weren't itchy

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish wooly sweaters weren't itchy

GRANTED!!! They no longer itch, they now scratch!!!!

I wish for a bucket of bite sized piggy's to throw at my enemies!

[noobas]

granted! your enemies make baby back bacon and enjoy it more than you could imagine...

I wish to be enemy of ceokittymeo!

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish to be enemy of ceokittymeo!

GRANTED!!!

I log into Ceokittymeow and at vangs to everyone surprise, a evil clone of my crat named Ceokittymeo appears and rips you a new hole that the alien motherships can fly through, all the while i point and laugh at the safty of my own character!!!

I wish that repressors where real so i can wipe the aggro hate list from the wife!!!

[noobas]

GranteD!

Except I didn't understand the wish, so I /phail

I wish watermelon gum made me feel hydrated, like after you eat watermelon.

[Ceokittymeow]

The Repressor <- Agent Repressor tool that acts as a detaunt... And wife aggro... you know... I hope

I wish watermelon gum made me feel hydrated, like after you eat watermelon.

GRANTED!!! It works... a little too well... You begin to be water logged to the point where your just a water filled flesh balloon. AP and myself now have to pool our money together to buy Willy Wonka's de-juicer machine from the black market in Instanbul!!! Thanks alot Nooba!

I wish:
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was in every business in America!!!

[Grind42]

Granted, The US thinks they have perfected cloning people & pump out millions of Terry Tate Office Linebackers, But they got it wrong & the clones dont have a conscience going on office rampages putting the entire population of working Americans in hospital, only Rednecks are left to run the economy & it crumbles as they drink all the beer & have way to much inter family sex.



I wish woman & men could actually listen & understand each other, instead of this Mars/Venus crap 8)

[noobas]

Granted!

Men and women listen to each other, but they listen to each other and become so sensitive to each other that their own sexual orientation begins to fade. As each man wants each woman to understand him more, she takes on more masculine traits, as each woman wants each man to understand him more, he takes on more feminine traits. Gender lines begin to blur as true understanding emerges and the world becomes full of caggabey troxes

Btw Grind, don't wish for this, since this is partly true, when you want a woman to understand you more she has to take on your problem to be more like you to understand you. Don't treat a woman like a man, or she will become more like one.

Chicks is chicks. Mans is mans.

[Ceokittymeow]

And you fail at making a wish, but because your corruption is a good one i will leave it at that and get the ball rolling again

I wish that animal could speak!

[noobas]

Granted! Animal speak, but only talk nonsense.

I wish Animals made sense!