Corrupt a wish!

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish Animals made sense!

GRANTED!!! Animals now make sense! The intellect of them is so keen that now the animals put leases on us and walk us around!

I wish that there was a beer volcano

[noobas]

Granted! you get wasted drinking it's hot beer.

I wish someone would invent spamakopita. screw spinach!

[Grind42]

I wish someone would invent spamakopita. screw spinach!

Granted but it taste just like spinach!!


I wish Dodo's weren't extinct.

[noobas]

granted dodos poo on your shoe.

I wish I could see through walls

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I could see through walls

GRANTED!!! Only problem is that your new powers are permanently on and a Japanese Bath House just opened next door that serves to the sumo community. May i offer you a blindfold?

I wish that everything didn't always "taste like chicken"

[noobas]

granted! sometimes it smells fishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



yum!

I wish I wasn't so damn dirty

[Grind42]

I wish I wasn't so damn dirty

Granted : Your wife finds all your pawn & burns it Jooo dirty boy^^

I wish escargot didnt have to be snails

[noobas]

granted! escargo is now slugs! BIIIIGGGG ASSEDD BANANA SLUGS!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrroooohhhooooossss!

I wish all my pwn wasn't brnd

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish all my pwn wasn't brnd

GRANTED!!! You pwn doesn't get brnd, but now you have no logical knowledge that vowels exist!! Everything you say are missing vowels!

I wish that I accidentally a bug!

[Grind42]

I wish that I accidentally a bug!

Granted : Joo accidently bug, & it bugs joo back on perpous & u get no sleep ever!!!!


My guests input : I wish that there was more midget porn freely available

[noobas]

granted! You must just be looking in the wrong spot. (you won't find it in your bedroom, unless youre smaller than I imagined)

I wish I could recall what that guy said a long time ago on Clan OOC that started this whole massive talkathon about accidentally.. It was soemthign really funny, like REALLY funny, we all talked about it for several days.


I think accidentally on org chat!

what did you accidental?

I'm not sure.. but I think I accidentally on org chat!

how accidentally? Pretty accidentally. Are you sure it was accidentally? OMG I'm sure, I didn't accidentally but it did!

What did?

I am accidental on chat! You are? Are you sure?! Yes I'm sure I'm accidental! Ok then..

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I could recall what that guy said a long time ago on Clan OOC that started this whole massive talk-a-thon about accidentally.. It was soemthing really funny, like REALLY funny, we all talked about it for several days.

GRANTED!!! You now have total recall of the entire conversation, and you recall it again and again and again and again as you BSOD due to infinite crash loop and you melt you brain!!! I guess you shouldn't of blabbed about Mars Nooba!

I wish I could go ludicrous speed!!!!

[Mrfreeman]

granted but the emergeny brake slams you into the console as you were not wearing a seatbelt, and later a dancing *showtunes* alien emerges from your bowels.

I gots 2 wishes:
I wish I knew what the hell I am looking at?! When does this happened in the movie?
I wish I had my towel.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish I knew what the hell I am looking at?! When does this happened in the movie? I wish I had my towel.

Granted!!! Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

As for your second wish...

NOT GRANTED!!! But i do leave you with some words of wisdom:

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

[Mrfreeman]

j00 phail at making a wish but thanks for the info, I founds my towel!