An email currently doing the rounds suggests the following ...
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1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse" ?
2. What is a "bloody little beauty" ?
3. Explain the following passage : "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies and scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after dad and Bruce had a barney and a bit of a biffo."
4. Are these terms related: Chuck a sickie; Chuck a spaz; Chuck a a U-ey ?
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash ?
6. Complete the following sentences ; a) If the van's a rockin' don't bother ? b) You're going home in the back of a ? c) Fair crack of the ?
7. Have you ever been on the giving or recieving end of a wedgie ?
8. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
9. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work" ?
10. what does "sinkin piss at a mates joint" and "getten para" mean ?
11. Is there someone you are only friends with because they own a trailer or have a pool ?
12. Do you have a female relation who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke ?
13. In any two hour period have you ever eaten a three bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice ?
14. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot ?
15. Do you own or have you ever owned a pair of thongs, an esky or ugg boots ?
16. Who would you most like to crack on to ?
17. How far would you wear your mockies ? a) Inside only ? b) back yard only ? c) To the letter box ? d) To the milkbar for a packet of winni blues ? e) To the Pub ? f) all of the above
18. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
19. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard up on blocks ? Is his name Bruce ? and does he have a wife called Cheryl ?
20. When you go to a 'bring your own meat barbie' can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own ?