Corrupt a wish!

[noobas]

kos dosn't play by ther rules.

He's not making wishes... WTS cheaters!

I'll make a wish for him:

Kostoss say: I wish I read the rules!!

[Ceokittymeow]

Kostoss say: I wish I read the rules!!

GRANTED!!! Kos reads the rules and gets an understanding of the game, all in the meanwhile, Nooba gets possessed by his keyboard and now is slamming his head on his desk for making another persons wish!!!

I wish people would stop corrupting my game!

[Grind42]

I wish people would stop corrupting my game!

Granted: We stop corrupting your game & instead move on to corrupting your kids 8) Just Smoke something it will relax you, dont worry its totally safe. "Kitty falls off his chair"

I wish that every time i double dog dared someone to do something they actually did it. I double dog dare you to farm me an SSoS.

[Hyde]

I double dog dare you to farm me an SSoS.

Wish granted!

However due to my amazingly bad luck at getting rare items to drop it never does, and I grow so frustrated with loot drops in this game that the next time I see you I shove 25 QL259- SoS down your pants and run away doing an Irish jig.

[Ceokittymeow]

I double dog dare you to farm me an SSoS.

Wish granted!

However due to my amazingly bad luck at getting rare items to drop it never does, and I grow so frustrated with loot drops in this game that the next time I see you I shove 25 QL259- SoS down your pants and run away doing an Irish jig.

Ah Hyde... Do you not believe in wishes? You forgot to post your wish so that i can corrupt!

4. If you forget to post a wish, you will be skipped, and the corrupter can re-corrupt the last wish posted

Its ok Hyde, since you made a good corruption, i will post a wish so it wont be in vain

I wish i could run as fast a bullet train!

[Grind42]

I wish i could run as fast a bullet train!

Granted : unfortunately U got no brakes so you land up leaving the earths atmosphere cause u just so fast & gravity doesnt keep u down & u implode in space.


I wish i had a 22" LCD screen, not greedy 8)

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish i had a 22" LCD screen, not greedy 8)

GRANTED!!! But because of your secret love of the Wii and your late nights playing bowling on Wii Sports, your Wii controller's strap loosens and finally snaps on the final frame of the game, sending it straight into the screen, making the newly acquired LCD TV a snow box!

An example!

I wish that pigs can fly!

EDIT: Army reminded me and Im sorry Koss if this brings up any bad memories. You can gank me for it later!

[noobas]

Granted! pigs flew into your eye! Hopping around you tripped over a recently landed piglet! Another pig landed on your lap! Another one fell on your arm! PIGGY body slam!

The result of pigs flying is that they also come down!

I wish I thought of the repercussions of crazy wishing!

[Grind42]

I wish i had a 22" LCD screen, not greedy 8)

GRANTED!!! But because of your secret love of the Wii and your late nights playing bowling on Wii Sports, your Wii controller's strap loosens and finally snaps on the final frame of the game, sending it straight into the screen, making the newly acquired LCD TV a snow box!

An example!

LOL thats why they have straps... u supposed to wear them "loosens" my arse^^

I wish I thought of the repercussions of crazy wishing!

Granted: A Man in Black steps out & zaps your memory^^ Now u just cant think!!!

Okay pretty lame but worth a shot anyone got one better.

I wish weekends where Monday to Saturday & workdays where on Sunday.

Maybe i should become a minister

[Hyde]

I wish weekends where Monday to Saturday & workdays where on Sunday.

Maybe i should become a minister

BOTH GRANTED!

But now you realize that you not only get paid for only 2 days and need money to entertain yourself for 5, but that that paycheck comes from the donations of others. And you are now an alcoholic who loves cheap red wine.

I wish my iPhone had a physical keyboard.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish my iPhone had a physical keyboard.

GRANTED!!! Apple releases the iPhone Pro, with new physical keyboard built into the phone, only problem is that it is the standard QWERTY keyboard that you use for your PC. It not only doesn't fit in your pocket anymore, but everyone including the pretty ladies point and laugh at you when you whip it out of your nylon carrying sack to answer a call! GEEK!

I wish to travel time!

[Elrojo]

I wish to travel time!

GRANTED: except you only have enough power for one trip and you end up 40,000 BC and get clubbed on the head by a caveman who mistakes you for a female and spend the rest of your life in mammoth pants trying no to drop the soap!

I wish i got paid twice as much to do half the work

[Grind42]

This is best one yet & Rojo you are so BUSTED!!!!

I wish i got paid twice as much to do half the work

Thought you did..... Granted : your employer actually realises how little work you actually do & halves your salary, & extends your hours. Then you cant take the stress & you have a heart attack & die. LAWL j/k *hugs*

To noobas i wont get a new job so ner. This job pays me rediculously very well for working only 7 days in every 2 week cycle.

From Inf key thread^^ #28 I will say it again you R BUSTED!!!!


LMAO this is so much fun

I wish Candy floss had the same taste but wasn't made from sugar.

[Hyde]

I wish Candy floss had the same taste but wasn't made from sugar.

Granted ... but then you find out what it IS made of and are never able to even imagine eating it again.

I wish someone would turn in all of my token guns for me without risk of losing my account/gear.

[Ceokittymeow]

I wish someone would turn in all of my token guns for me without risk of losing my account/gear.

GRANTED!!! Funcom now has implimented a auto-play feature to its game which will do the work of playing for you so you dont have to worry about the grind to 220! Only problem is that due to FC and it's genious developers, instead of your token guns being turned in, the auto-play turned in your gear and credits into a shop! Funcom replies to you petition "Working as intended!"

I wish that we could actually live out the story of AO