Desperate womans pickup line BEST EVA

[Grind42]

At work this woman comes in with a laptop & needs a memory upgrade.... I get the job done in record time....

Woman : So how you doing today
Me : Well TBH im a little tired
Woman : I bet you not that tired to do something.
Me : Something like?
Woman : A home cooked meal made by me & then some hot raunchy love making
Me : um (I was taken aback & a little confused)
Woman : You want to come for dinner?

I wont continue from there cause the bells started ringing. She wasn't about twice my age but it was close. I'm thinking what do i have to offer?

I got no car, no money, a crappy job & yes im not atrox irl so i have appendages
Anyway im thinking she wants to get me to her house to fix her kids, husbands & her puters lol I would probably get fed & not much more.

Anyway i might be busy this w-end

Hope u enjoyed my story

[Rulzern]

[Grind42]

Lol i forgot she asked me afterwards that if i was too tired we could skip dinner & move right along to desert....

Woman R

[faros1978]

O come on Grind its 2 hours since i red that and i am still laughing ..... spare me....!!!

[Mortus]

Haha, gotto respect the courage to ask someone that