Love them when trolling the forums. I have a GENIUS one of these as well, ¨wat¨. Sadly its inappropriate for the umm.. younger ones under us. But I can PM it to you if you ask I guess.
Had someone round to a party last summer and she turned round to me and in complete honesty asked me what country the map on the wall was. Its a 6ft x 3ft poster of the uk.............(she's blonde im afraid)
You want it made ..... See me
You want it broken ... See me
You want it fixed....... Send your hampster to FC